smells like methelated spirit

Kurt Cobain has been stolen. The ashes of the posthumous Nirvana front man have been stolen from the most crack absorbent substance known to man; Counrtney Love. The ashes were being stored in a pink teddy bear bag. What? Yeah I'm not even surprised. The bag also contained a lock of Cobains hair and was taken along with cash and jewellery in a recent robbery.

I'm checking Ebay.