another slow day

There is little in the way of funny things famous folk have done or anything new in the way of stuff I would like to buy so here's a montage of Ted Bundy put to ACDC - Highway To Hell. It had me in stitches for like days.

(Maybe later ill post pics of 3 new Nike Blazers but seriously today shit is weak.)

one piece gazelle ibiza

A bit of a fan of the OP Gazelles for their 80's hip hop vibe and this pair of Ibiza themed OPs look super fly and if they sell anything like last years Ibiza Gazelles they will be bigger than Jesus.

air max plus x air max 97

Nike Air Max Plus upper with an Air Max 97 sole. Hybrids from Nike have always been hit and miss and mostly miss but this I like. It's obnoxious yes but then so am I.

'Meehhhh'

I love Gary Coleman. I love that his divorce to his 22 year old wife is being televised. I love that this has been transcribed from the divorce:

"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."

That shit has GOT to be on Youtube.

provider x new balance 1500

New Balance have collaborations coming out their arse right now and this pair is no exception. New Balance have teamed up with Australian boutique Provider to bring you these delightful 1500's which will drop on the 3rd of May, with 11 pairs being available from Solbox, more pairs being released on the 10th.

amy gets herself some mad knowledge

There is a god, because Amy Winehouse cannot be an accident. Amy is a gift from our lord to lower the bar for all and make everyone comparatively photogenic.

This is my all time favourite photo of Amy, sod the story of her arrest, sod that fact that she butted two guys and just appreciate her aesthetic.

big cage fighting brother

Right I hate Big Brother and try to avoid it at all cost but how did I miss the news that BB8 contestant (not star, not ever star) Ziggy Lichman is in training to become a cage fighter. I would so watch that smug little blart get fucked up.

time please?

T-shirts from the Alphanumeric summer 2008 collection have dropped over at Robust Flavour. All have large prints on them one the theme of of education and social consciousness. Of course the Casio calculator watch one is the shiznit.

super sneaker friday!

These little bad boys are the Colette x Married To The Mob x Reebok Freestyle High and they are awesome. I've always loved the Reebok Freestyles and these are no exception being a collectors dream and limited to only 300 pairs. Release date is 5th of May and 50 pairs will be available from the MOB Shop.



These little bad boys are the Nike Air Yeezy and are a colab between Nike and Kanye West and they are awesome. I've always hated Kanye and everything he has ever done and probably will do, with one exception; these trainers. I'd say keep up the good work Kanye, but I know you won't. There is no release date as of yet.

whinehouse, you are my boozey hero

Amy is reportedly back on the booze scooter, tearing up dance floors and headbutting pretty much whoever she damn pleases.

Of course she is also looking as hot as ever.

Full story over at The Sun.

natalie portman gets pissed on. that is all

This is awesome and you know it, I am all of a sudden a dog lover.

lindsay rules o.k.

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted on another drinking binge, which makes me think we could definitely hang out. I'm having a change of heart over The Lohan, the past year of drinking herself haggard and the fact that she's pretty funny when she's sober means she is warming to me.

driving miss heidi

Wow this is an unfortunate photo. Now I know he isn't their slave but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are so white and American upper class and he looks so forlorn and beaten by life that it just leads me to think that maybe they think he is.

i wish that was my kid

Oh sweet fucking christ I love Amy. Who says you can't knock back a shot while holding a baby? NO ONE, that's who.

hail king clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson is my hero, not for any of the work he has done for Top Gear but because he makes children run in fear.

While on holiday in Barbados a foolish young boy snapped a picture of the TV legend lounging on the beach. The next day Clarkson came across the boy, recognising him as the one who took his picture and unleashed unto him thus:

"Are you the little fucker that took my picture? If you do that again, or it goes on the internet, I will hunt you down and rip your fucking head off."

You can't give the little shits an inch Jezza, you just can't.

dude is pregnant

I can't even begin to explain how royally fucked up this is. Read this and find out for yourself.

lindsay?

Jesus, is that actually Lindsay Lohan? It looks more like her mother Dido... Dino? Dina? Whatever.

You're looking old LiLo, too old.

naomi ain't what she used to be

Naomi Campbell is arrested for being a bitch, but this time she has only spat on and screamed at a police. Oh how the mighty have fallen, I remember when Naomi wouldn't get arrested for anything less than battering the elderly.

(b.t.w. she couldn't find her hand luggage or something, that's why she flipped out like a spaz again)

carlos lopez is the man

Don't know who he is? He's the mayor of the town in Chile in which the new James Bond flick is being filmed.

Don't know what he did? He drove his 4x4 into two crew members and narrowly missed mowing Daniel Craig down on the set.

Wonder why? Because in the film Chile is portrayed as it's poorer neighbour Bolivia.

See, that's why he's the man. Also that's why you don't fuck with a South American, ever.

dita von hardcore teese

In a completely foreseeable and unshocking turn of events it has been revealed this week that Dita Vin Teese has done porn. The world famous burlesque dancer stars in a hardcore, but classy girl on girl porn which has found itself posted on the internet.

Who'da thunk it, Dita Von Teese in the adult entertainment business.

Watch a clip of Dita getting fresh with another lady, courtesy of Popcrunch.com