hail king clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson is my hero, not for any of the work he has done for Top Gear but because he makes children run in fear.

While on holiday in Barbados a foolish young boy snapped a picture of the TV legend lounging on the beach. The next day Clarkson came across the boy, recognising him as the one who took his picture and unleashed unto him thus:

"Are you the little fucker that took my picture? If you do that again, or it goes on the internet, I will hunt you down and rip your fucking head off."

You can't give the little shits an inch Jezza, you just can't.