fuck it, I'm still british

When you're Britney Spears, and unfortunately we aren't, you can pretty much do what you like. Abandon your kids for their own good and in turn make people say "yeah well the kids are probably better off with Kevin Federline" (and no one should be better off with Kevin Federline) - no problem. Drive around all day off your tits on caffeine and proscription drugs and then get sectioned - go for it. Talk in a foreign accent while out to dinner with friends celebrating your comeback TV appearance even though it's one of the things that got you sectioned - you go girl.

Britney really is a shining example to us all, you live to your means but if you have bag loads of cash and enough people to baby you through life you can kinda just give up on it all and free yourself from reality. Good work Britney.