bad luck ashton

Ashton Kutcher is a pillar of manhood, that guy has shit sorted out. He can't act but gets paid millions to do so. He invented his own show where he fucks shit up for celebrities. He has bagged Demi Moore, hangs out with Bruce Willis and their kids love him. He basically is talentless and spends his days walking around acting like a spaz and no one calls him up on it (unlike Britney). In essence his failures are 1000 times better than most other people's grandest success, which is why I'm sad to see that he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Ashton's new show Pop Fiction is dying on its arse mostly because unlike celebrities and Punked the media ain't so dumb. Here's a quote from the NY Daily News:

"There's nothing these people do that we don't know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It's almost like these celebs have LoJack. It's easy to track them. "

Bad luck Ashton.