stingray kills woman in the face

In an unfortunate but hilarious turn of events a sting ray flew out of the water in the Florida Keys striking a women in the face killing her, dead. The 57 year old woman, Judy Kay Zagorski, was sitting in a boat piloted by her father traveling at 25MPH when the spotted eagle ray leaped out of the water colliding with Zagorski's face.

This HAS to be a lie, it just HAS to. Seriously how would this ever happen? Also why is a man who has to be at least 75 driving a boat, unless he is actually Captain Birdseye then I think we have our guilty party in this cover up, I don't know how but somehow it's his fault for being so old and piloting a boat.