Lucky Strike, toasted control

You just don't see celebrities smoking anymore. Cancer isn't cool, but smoking is and seeing as one in three of us is going to get cancer anyway then why not have some control over it and pick mouth, throat or lung.

Kudos to LiLo there for lighting one up and saying "Fuck you world, I'm grabbing you by the balls and taking some control back!"

lohan has her pelt sued off

How the hell did I miss this? Lindsay (my hero) goes to a party, because that's her job now, does her usual Lindsay-at-a-party-awesome-stuff then leaves with someone else's $12000 mink coat. Stolen or accidentally taken, whichever that coat is Lindsay's now so she starts wearing it. Gets photographed looking just fabulous in it and said photo's are published in OK! magazine. Rightful owner of the coat, a New York college student (with a $12000 mink coat- she sounds well annoying) sees Lindsay in said coat and bitches and whines till she gets it back, undeservedly.

Ok so everything is is returned to its original owner and we can all get on with our lives? Apparently not because now the annoying owner of Lindsay's mink coat is now suing for $10000 because it smells of fags and booze. Of course it does, Lindsay rages twenty-four seven and that is her natural funk.

lindsay rules o.k.

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted on another drinking binge, which makes me think we could definitely hang out. I'm having a change of heart over The Lohan, the past year of drinking herself haggard and the fact that she's pretty funny when she's sober means she is warming to me.

lindsay?

Jesus, is that actually Lindsay Lohan? It looks more like her mother Dido... Dino? Dina? Whatever.

You're looking old LiLo, too old.