i love courtney

Courtney Love is stumbling mouth foaming with rabid spittle back into the public consciousness once more, announcing she is touring the UK with her legendary band Hole. Along with the new tour comes the now customary Twitter based spat with fellow celebrity- in this case, and to be fair in most cases, with Lily Allen. Hmmmmm now which side are we going to take on this boys and girls? The old, crazy, drug addled, mentalist icon of the 20th centuary or... Keith Allen's daughter? Yep that's right: I'm with Cobain's ex (obviously). I can forgive Courtney almost anything because... well... she's Courtney Love and Lily Allen really isn't, it is unbelievable though that these two fully grown women would be bickering like they would do anything for the attention. Oh, wait. The culmination of this Twitter-fit is the hilarious posting of unflattering pictures of each on their repective rivals Twitter page. Let's laugh at how ugly they both are-har-har-haaaaaaar.




Go see Hole, they are amazing. Don't see Lily Allen, she's proper rubbish, and has cellulite. See? Yuck.

smells like methelated spirit

Kurt Cobain has been stolen. The ashes of the posthumous Nirvana front man have been stolen from the most crack absorbent substance known to man; Counrtney Love. The ashes were being stored in a pink teddy bear bag. What? Yeah I'm not even surprised. The bag also contained a lock of Cobains hair and was taken along with cash and jewellery in a recent robbery.

I'm checking Ebay.